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Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
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World's Fair, 1915

Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
Music & Lyrics: Charlie Recksieck

In the beginning God made man
Gave Adam Eve as His master plan
Let there be light to tell the day from the night
It didn't matter cause he made them blind
Didn't see the couple strolling in
Saying 'Don't you swing?'

Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
The only people in Eden that matter
Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
Loading up on wheat germ & Cialis

God said fruit of knowledge will make you die
Ted said Alice already gave it a try
Adam said, 'God created us in pairs'
Eve said, 'Adam let's not be squares'
Serpent didn't hear about original sin
Said, 'Open wide'

Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
The only people in Eden that matter
Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
Understand the spiritual meaning of the phallus

Now we got these two men and their ladies
Between Pishon, Gihon, the Tigris and Euphrates
Between the hangups, hookups and flirtations
Each week they get in wacky situations
That's the intro now it's time to begin
This is their show

Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
The only people in Eden that matter
Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
At a swingers' convention in Dallas
Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
Want to plan a getaway to Caesar's Palace
Adam & Eve & Ted & Alice
Need four front row seats to Johnny Mathis