4:20
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Always Be
Amsterdam
California King
Dollar For Every Dime
Elephant In The Room
Feel Different
Five Lives
Four Minute Mile
Gotta Tell You
Hey Drunk Girl
Hope He Believes In Me
I Wish That I Were Gay
I'm OK, You're Not
In The Daytime
It Is What It Is
Jerry Jones
Johnny Get Out Of The Sky
Key To A Door
Lebanese Prison
Man In A Suit
Moving Day
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On The Green
Philosopher's Blues
Reinverting The Wheel
Rip Van Winkle
Senor Amor
Slow Burning
Stuff On The Moon
Suicide Song, The
Vous Ne Parlez Francais
Wish You Knew
World's Fair, 1915

I Wish That I Were Gay
Music & Lyrics: Charlie Recksieck

I wish that I were gay
I'd carry such marvelous cachet
They'd buy my screenplay
Afraid that I would come out of the closet and say
They're anti-gay

I wish that I were gay
Maybe then I'd understand ballet
I would be so gourmet
I'd get stuffed eating a petite filet
And souffle
Read Armistead Maupin
Listen to Gershwin
Even though he wasn't gay

I wish that I were gay
Then I could forget all of the foreplay
Do it then walk away
Having sex with women is just so passe
So yesterday
Fucking on a whim
Going to the gym
Look at him - he might be gay