30 days sober and 20 drunk
Those 50 days are all mixed up
6-packs and 8-balls cost too much
1 little ticket gives me a rush
7-11s have everything
Sugar, booze, smokes, pornography
4 deadly sins are useless to me
Just need lust, greed and gluttony
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If I play the lottery, I’d be rich as I could be
Happiness ain’t guaranteed, but things never get that bad
All of you probably agree, so repeat it after me:
I wish I had just one dollar
For every dime I ever had
I’ve done it all and most of it’s wrong
Manual labor when I’m not strong
9 to 5 jobs didn’t last that long
Stocks and horses that I bet on
All those investments with no return
The times in Vegas when I’ve been burned
The only thing that I’ve ever learned
Money won’s sweeter than money earned
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My credit score and my IQ
Are roughly about the same
I just want more, well wouldn’t you
But why do I play this stupid game
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