I spend my time with some people
They aren't my family
All the same folks that we know
Who just appear on TV
I shouldn't get so happy just because the weekend ends
But that means I'm reunited with my TV friends
Gomer and Kramer are weirdos
They act so stupidly
But if they both were your bros
You'd call them up constantly
That's the reason that I like it when the summer ends
Cause Fall's the season when I find my TV friends
I know a guy - every time - he says with pride
"I don't have a TV"
But except: PBS" what a mess
You that's not enough for me
On sitcoms and on Mad Men
Cop shows and reality
We both know more about them
Than I know you & you me
I come alive after five when the workday ends
That's the time when I come home to my TV friends
- Charlie Recksieck